8 Apr 2010

What's wrong with Men!!

Dude returns home late at night after a Friday Night Out with a colleague from office and is watching the latest season of "Prison Break".

And suddenly his phone starts ringing [Dhan-tena....from Kaminey]!! Dude searches for his phone under the pile of clothes...thinking, “Who is calling him so late at night” ... and then smiles seeing the caller's name.

"Hey Princess what's up? Calling me so late? Everything… all right?
Or.. Are you really missing me??”

"Shut up Duffer ....!! I don't miss you, in-fact I pity the girl who misses you....and FYI...it's not late here, in fact day has started." princess was in full form.[ She will otherwise wait for dude to come online]

"OK ...that's rude! First you ring me and then call me Duffer!”

"Will you shut up and listen....I want to talk, what's wrong with men? Why does every man try to impress every other gal and wants to take her out for lunch/dinner?"

"Err ... Do you really want me to comment on that?" [Dude was still teasing her].

"Dude! Shut up else I will kill you!" [That was princess's second most used statement for dude]

"I know all men are same but still....there has to be a limit and one should know how to behave", she went on further.

"Wo Wo....Princess! There you are wrong.....Not all Men are same ....but yes I do agree they all want same things! Well that's how God made us ...and we can't help it.

"Dude, will u at least listen before starting your preaching? Do I have to go for lunch/dinner with every other guy who compliments me? Did I ask for compliments? And I look good/ dress well because i like myself not because i want everyone to ask me out."

("That’s why you are different darling... Who dresses up not to impress others" Dude mused as princess went on)

"And I can understand one can ask once/twice but then they should understand eventually that other person is not interested. And if the girl doesn’t agree you call her an arrogant bitch.. What the fuck man!! Didn't God give such guys any sense of respect and decency??”

"Well that's strange!! I can't imagine anyone would ever call you a bitch! Did some one really call you so?? Tell me who he is .. Will give him some sense if you want" dude tried to cheer princess up.

"And you think I called you for that?? I can handle such men well... Egoistic pig !! I will make sure no friend of mine ever goes out with him" she fumed.

"Ha Ha .. you are really pissed off I guess princess .. Never heard you say such words before! But good to see you know them.. As Calvin says .."

"I know that strip .. no need to repeat. But thanks anyway.. your efforts to keep silent and listen to me are well appreciated " Princess said dryly.

"Any times darling ... After all you do that favour for me more often " Dude replied in same tone.

"Hmmm.. so you tell me .. who is the latest crush in your life ? Still without a date on friday night I assume"

"Wrong assumption, I just came home from a fabulous dinner date .Didn’t I mention that to you before?"

"No .. Your FB status says you are going to have dinner and beer with your colleague at his place watching the IPL match"

"Damn you princess.. you really keep a tab on me.. don't you ?"

"I was waiting for you to come home so had to know where you are tonight.. If it was a date, I would have called tomorrow for the details"

"Ya Ya .. go now .. your lunch time is gonna be over. And i am sleepy too"

"Ok See ya later online"

"Take care of that pig ok!! Waiting to hear more on him next time ..." dude laughed as he thought of princess get angry on a guy.

"Whatever ... Bye"

Both kept the calls smiling and wishing good for each other.

1 comments:

Monk Avant Garde 25 April 2010 at 11:03  

Its been quite late that i came here
i must say i am not disjointed at all
this one is fabulous
specially the introspective and philosophical male female thing
Loved it

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